Other: Japanese Quotes & Phrases

AIが今「更新更新」って二回言ったってことは二回戦があるのかな？

The AI said “Update, update” twice—does that mean there’s going to be a second round?

（猫カフェで全匹に囲まれて）いい客ってやつは猫に好かれちまうんだ。

(Surrounded by every cat at a cat café) “The kind of good customer cats can't help liking.”

（タイムラインを一度だけ更新して）おそろしく速い新着、オレでなきゃ見逃しちゃうね。

(Refreshing the timeline once) “An incredibly fast new post. If it weren't for me, you'd have missed it.”

（ゲームを始めたばかりの友人が最高難度をクリアして）…うーむ まずいのォ あいつワシより強くねー？

(When a friend who just started the game clears the hardest level) “Hmm... this is bad. Isn't that guy stronger than me?”

（推しから返信が来て）ワダすが…こんなに…通知が多くていいのでしょうか？

(After a reply from your favorite) “Is it really all right for me to have this many notifications...?”

（深夜、コンビニで半額シールを見つけて）…やっぱり半額スイーツって素晴らしいな

(Spotting a half-price sticker at the convenience store at midnight) ...Discount desserts really are wonderful, after all.

この月曜は残酷だ。そしてとても眠い。

This Monday is cruel. And very sleepy.

友達が意外な発言をしたとき、
「シェー！」

When surprised by a friend's unexpected comment,
'Sheesh!'

嫌いな野菜を見て冗談で、
「ブロッコリーはアメ玉になっちゃえ！！」

When humorously talking about disliked vegetables:
'Broccoli, turn into candy!!'

給料日前に冗談で、
「金をおくれーっ！」

Humorously begging before payday,
'Give me money—!'